I like this one for its sheer surreality:
What do you call a flame nettle hammer? A coleus malleus.
Q. What do you call a gator bowdlerizer? A. An alligator expurgator.
(Joke Type 2 works now, with the correction.)
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Very nicely done!
Hi Jesse,
well done! That's a great post. Thanks for sharing.
Cheers,
Marco