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Hi, I'm Connor. Currently a Computer Science student, curious to a fault. I don't know if this is the first portion of the "test" stephen, but this is not funny. All of your products and services have this convoluted illusion of interconnectivity and seamlessness. Nothing makes sense, I subscribe for a specific access to a product, and I click a link which takes me to another page which tells me there's also a separate standalone subscription for that product? I don't even know. This is some kind of sick game, I swear. lol