You ask what things I wish I could find:
As a teenager, I wish i could find reffrences to memes. I know it sounds quite silly, but I think they becoming a large part of the technological culture, and I think that as I search something like Nyan Cat that it should return at least a passing reffrence to the video, and not search for "cat" instead. This also goes for things like: "LAZORS", or "double rainbow", or perhaps even something like the "Rules of the Internet".
But hey, maybe I'm just a crazy teenager, but I sure hope not!